Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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