This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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