My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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