Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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