I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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