Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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