she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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