they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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