why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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