You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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