he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Randomize
