i already hear my dad disowning me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You ate ashes out of my bong
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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