Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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