I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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