IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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