Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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