THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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