I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
we're so committed to being not committed
You're a disaster
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