brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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