I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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