Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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