I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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