you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We are all done wearing pants today
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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