Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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