I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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