Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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