can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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