I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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