theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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