I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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