He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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