he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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