walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Let's get the cat blown out
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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