is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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