Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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