I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
