you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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