Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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