Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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