Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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