Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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