I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
