No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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