no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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