if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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