She said her name was "party"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
My ass is underappreciated
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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