no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just want nice things and good sex
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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