I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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