He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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