Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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